On the second day of Disney my true love gave to me, an Epcot drinking spree! Hey guys, welcome back to my Disney trip blog scrapbook. It was the day of Epcot and I was really excited to go to Future World then try different drinks from around the world. When we first got to Epcot we made a bee line to Soarin’ Over California where we met up with this guy Robert, who ended up being someone we spent every day with that week. It’s almost funny that he was so quiet the first day we met him but the rest of the week was a full time chatter box/entertainment. Though there was a divide in the day, half of us wanted to enjoy the rides and shows, while the other half wanted to drink themselves into oblivion. Logan, our unofficial Disney tour guide mapped out our route so we had time to do everything. Though, again, my charms got us onto every ride though the backdoor so we were able to save lots of time. (I’m really not bragging, it boggled my mind as well!) In Future World we met up with Logan’s old fuck buddy/crush and our new friend from the Magic Kingdom, thus bringing us from a gaggle of gays to a flock of fairies. If you haven’t been to Epcot it is an experience! With everything from the GM Test Track to drinking exotic drinks from around the world, it is down the house fantastic.
There was a dark side to the day though… Some boys can not hold their tongues when they are pumped full of liquor. I could see though the day that there was a black storm cloud brewing. Logan, had to have some alone time and I could see the glazing over of Alejandro’s eyes as he prepared to drop what he has dubbed the “T-Bombs”. ( A T-Bomb is the supposed grouping of “truths” that Alejandro has collected about me to use against me anytime (every time) he gets drunk.) So the day was going swimmingly until we were riding the Malestrom in Norway and Alejandro decided it was time for him to drop his “T-Bomb”. Apparently he felt I was being inappropriate with a guy, when I am “talking” to another guy. The real “T-Bomb” should have been aimed in his direction and the truth of the matter was the guy we were hanging out with that he had his eyes on was giving me attention and not him. So a scene was made on the ride and everything went down hill from there. During the fireworks which should have been fantastic Logan’s ex had a break down, Logan had a break down, and Alejandro spent the twenty minutes trying to get in my face about things which he had no idea of what he was speaking. A hot mess day… A hot mess day…
Have a Magical Day,
Porter Wescott
