And there is no real good way to transition to my Dallas Trip so this line will be some fancy and good transition that makes perfect sense. <<JEDI HAND WAVE>>
The real fun started when we hit up the carnival section of the fair. The rides were anywhere from $5-$7 dollars a ride. A rip-off? Yes! But, they were so worth it. I have lots of videos to post of us on the rides. We were thrown and flipped, jostled and slammed, and in the end had our bodies thrown about as they never should be. But it was worth every penny! I'll post these videos as soon as I can get them uploaded!
They're Sad Flowers... Don't Ask! |
After a few hours we were all faired out and needed to get ready to go to the Cazwell concert. The real problem was... NO ONE IN DALLAS WE KNEW WAS ANSWERING THEIR PHONES! So, being as classy as we are we went to a mall, had some dinner and took over the restrooms and primped and changed. I was in the family restroom so long the janitor started banging on the door and telling me to get out! "FAMILIES ONLY!" he yelled at me in broken English. I didn't care though, I was going meet Cazwell and I looked good! We got to the club early so we could hand out Porter propaganda and made friends with some of the bartenders like the fabulous Sassy!
Cazwell gives out free icecream hats!!! |
So cute! |
After a great show he did a meet and greet, where he signed ice cream hats and posters. I was so nervous to meet him. Oh and this made my day. I said, "I'm Porter Wescott, we've tweeted." He smiled really big and said, "I know exactly who you are." That was so exciting. I actually brought a gift for him, a signed Randy Blue DVD I'm in. He told me he likes and wants me to send him one where I'm a bottom. (So my next DVD I bottom in, I have to mail to Cazwell!)
So the boys and I all chatted him up, got our photos and then went to the last drag show. Which was fantastic. (Videos of that to come to come soon as well!) But it was 2am, I had to be in Houston by noon, so it made no sense to get a hotel for three hours of sleep, so we just drove home. We got back around 6am. I got a few hours of sleep, then had a meeting to be at, and after that slept all weekend. But I gotta go boys, I am in a fashion show that starts in a short while so you know the drill...
PEACE OUT BRO SCOUT,
Porter Wescott